@shoopboop Hi shoopboop, wow I have never seen your device! Can you tell us more about it? Like where you bought the device and what's the Android number (6.0? 7.0? Lollipop?) It will help us understand the phone better and thus more able to help you.
Right now the only thing I can recommend is to root with general guide. Unlock bootloader, find a PC and use ADB tool to flash TWRP and then SuperSU.zip